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Fresh Prince of Neopia

Sup I'm Mike and I'm awesome.
Jun 18 '12
timmy agreed that his curry last night was just one stage too hot

timmy agreed that his curry last night was just one stage too hot

Jun 11 '12
omg so difficult.

omg so difficult.

Jun 9 '12

fleshbonesandneopets:

As some of you may have read, I am officially leaving Neopets. I’ve sold all of my almost 500 plushies, and I’d like to pass on some of those np to people like yourselves, who still plan on maintaining their accounts for a while to come. 

So, this is what I’m offering:

  1. ONE MILLION NP  That’s right. One million.
  2. 500k It’s not a mil. but it’s a lot
  3. 250k  A sweet little sum!

The rest of my np will be divided between a few people who I’ve seen help myself, or other users, asking for nothing in return. 

How To Enter:
READ CAREFULLY!!!

ONE. REBLOG. That is it. BEFORE THE END OF THE NIGHT, MY TIME.
I’m on GMT-4. (3 hours later than NST) So by 9 p.m. NST, your entry must be in. 

Make sure you have your ask open so I can contact the winners. I’ll be contacting you sometime tomorrow night as I work all day. 


(Source: )

Apr 29 '12
Apr 26 '12
neopianangst:

neofuckingpets:

don’t you dare point that at other!!!!!!!!!

…….

nice job, ass hole

look at him you stupid fucks you made him CRY

neopianangst:

neofuckingpets:

don’t you dare point that at other!!!!!!!!!

…….

nice job, ass hole

look at him you stupid fucks you made him CRY

(Source: unconverted)

Apr 26 '12
Apr 20 '12

pooglesandprejudice:

Made my boyfriend a lutari cause they’re his favourite pets

AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT :3

Apr 5 '12
neopianangst:

remember to always practice safe sex or you might accidentally create a neopet

neopianangst:

remember to always practice safe sex or you might accidentally create a neopet

Apr 5 '12
neopianangst:

neopianangst:

WELL THERE’S THE BEST NEOPET
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO COCK SANCHEZ, JR.

also, the person who owns the pet “cocksanchez” also has a pet named “firecrotchy.”
the Sanchez family is pretty respectable, I’d say.

neopianangst:

neopianangst:

WELL THERE’S THE BEST NEOPET

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO COCK SANCHEZ, JR.

also, the person who owns the pet “cocksanchez” also has a pet named “firecrotchy.”

the Sanchez family is pretty respectable, I’d say.

Apr 5 '12

can someone please explain to me why 1/3 of an omelette is worth more than a whole one?

faeriegnorbu: